PGA > CGA

CGA= california's great america. WTF? That's a fucken gay ass name. I prefer PARAMOUNT. They fucken renamed everything. Top Gun is now Flight Deck? How lame. Anyways, this trip was i guess you can say DRAMA FREE! whoooa, finally. We got there at like 9:15 and the park didn't fucken open til like 10 so we waited all that time. In line there were a bunch of white guys that were totally checking out Rachel. Totally looking her up and down. Rachel's got it going on. LMAO! We had to wait some more after they left us in the gate. There was a totally HOT HOT HOT flip guy. Damn he was cute. I was like cramped up and some stupid shit lit a stink bomb. AHHHHH it smells like cow doo doo. l0l. Damn, he was hella fine! Anyways, our first ride was TOP GUN! fuck flight deck. The line was hecka short. We fucken ran to the line. LMAO! Then... i kinda don't remember what we did next but yeah. Then INVERTAGO? Yeah. Freaken Rachel was all like "Omg, i really don't like this ride" every 10 seconds. Whatever, we made her go on anyways. Demon hurts your head! No wonder i didn't like this ride. It fuckens throws your head back and forth like it's a ball. And then i had a headeach after. But Grizzly hurts your boobies! There are hecka bumps and shit and it shakes. I literally like held my boobs during the hold ride. LMAO! I probably like like an idiot. So we were all walking in a line and these fucken guys goes behind us and takes a picture of our asses. WTF? Perverts! I turned around, saw them, and they ran away. If they were cute, then i wouldn't mind, but wtf? They were butt ugly. For some reason we kept running into them. We went on the water boat ride. Idk the name but yeah. I didn't even get that wet. WTF? i wanted to get wet. We went to take our pictures and this guy from morril was a couple of peole behind me and i said hi to him and turn around and said "he's so gay." I think he heard me. But he's really nice and stuff. Then me, max, justin, and rachel went on Vortex. That was fun. Rachel and justin would make a cute couple but whatever. We went to the buses late. I sat next to T-DAN! so yeah that was our trip. Wait i forgot, i wanted dip and dops so i waited in this long ass line for like more like 30 minutes. I found out they didn't have cookies and cream, my favorite. Hella fucked up. So i got a lemonade icee instead. It wasn't all that good but i was hella thirsty so it was delicious. When i was in line, this weird guy in front of me kept talking to me. In my head: why the fuck are you talking to me? Do you not know im not even listening? So i just kept saying, yeah, yeah. And this guy from morril came and poked me, im not even close to him, i met him once. Yeah and then we talked for a little bit and when he left he poked me in the stomach. okay? overa it was a fun day.

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